Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
|On This Day in Snigglery||November 26, 1872: The Great Diamond Hoax falls apart when it was discovered that the swindlers had salted the mine location with diamonds, some even pre-cut. The two men who pulled off the fraud got away with more than half a million U.S. dollars. (See Scams for more such tricks)|