Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
|On This Day in Snigglery||August 21, 1844: The Ithica Journal prints an excerpt from the nonexistent Roorback’s Tour Through the Western and Southern States in 1836 about 43 slaves branded with the initials of presidential candidate James K. Polk. (See Election Hacks for more political shenanigans)|