Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
|On This Day in Snigglery||April 24, 2003: The “Monkey Man” of Tunbridge Wells, a real life superhero complete with mask and cape, is invented in some letters sent to the local paper. The mythical caped crusader later surfaces in the international media from France to New Zealand to the United States before the prank is revealed. (See News Trolls for more info)|