Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
|On This Day in Snigglery||September 2, 2001: The editorial comic Doonesbury runs a strip about George Bush II being diagnosed as having a sub-average IQ… but this is based on nothing more than a hoax email doing the rounds. (See News Trolls for more factoidal emissions)|